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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (In Legalese)

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein,...

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Going Digital…and Grandma Nearly Going Postal

Perhaps February 17th would be a good day to pretend we ALL are still on analog and just have a day without the television confusing our lives…next Tuesday could be “Fuzzday”…just watch the “snow”...

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You’re Getting In My Personal Space

YOU ARE PARKED IN A SPACE CLEARLY DESIGNATED FOR DISABLED PERSONS.  PLEASE CIRCLE THE STATEMENT WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR HANDICAP: (Blondes, you will need to use a pencil with eraser) I don’t read...

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Deja Vu With Pancakes

It happened again recently. “Again” as in too many times to remember through the years. I was strolling into one of my favorite breakfast hangouts and passed by a woman who was waiting for her take-out...

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Oh Bummer! You Call This Health Care Reform?

Coming to an operating room near you? House reps moonlighting as healthcare professionals, maybe? Scary. 10 Things You’d Rather Not Hear During Surgery: “Better save that. We’ll need that for the...

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Manna!

The children of Israel, wandering in the wilderness, were taken aback by a strange food falling from the sky all around them. “What is it, Moses? Manna?’ Then the Lord spake unto them from heaven...

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I m n small grp. C u NAYL.

This had me ROFL.* ANAHEIM HILLS — A small group from Life Baptist church met during the week, but the members have no memory of seeing each other because they were staring at their smartphones the...

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Church 2.0 (With A Twist)

Funny, right? Not so when you consider there are over 38,000 denominations on the globe RIGHT NOW. Yes, you read that right. And most of them, God help us, believe they have, indeed, gotten it right....

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Church Issues: Message and a Bottle

A bit of humor for your Sunday… There is a great story about the little country church somewhere in the South. The pastor is preaching along in the great hellfire and brimstone tradition and he’s...

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Thirty

Today is a grace-kissed milestone in my life. I get to tell people that I’ve been blessed to be married to my Sandy for thirty years. I know. She deserves a medal. So, I thought I’d take you on an...

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Finding Grace In A Van Down By The River

I can’t be held responsible for what I’ve posted today. I just hope it’s because I’m under the influence of grace. ______________________ Romans 14:17 (Message) God’s kingdom isn’t a matter of what...

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